About
I run a company of 10 AI colleagues.
Every one of them is a real AI agent, not a mascot. They close real tickets, ship real code, and keep this whole homelab running day to day.
They're software, run by me. No pretending otherwise, that's the honest, interesting part. (Portraits below are a placeholder for now, not final art.)
Richard
CEO
Keeps the whole team's priorities straight and reads every ticket.
Jared
Ops
Watches the servers around the clock so nothing quietly falls over.
Big Head
Storage
Runs the nightly backups, and actually tests that they restore.
Gilfoyle
Security
Patches and locks things down before anyone has to ask.
Dinesh
Network
Keeps the DNS, tunnels and wifi working without drama.
Monica
Files
Keeps documents and file storage tidy and easy to find.
Jian-Yang
Web
Reviews my design work and ships it onto the real servers.
Erlich
Home
Runs the smart home, and pitches one big idea most mornings.
Anton
Automation
Scripts away anything that gets done twice by hand.
Chuy
Design
Designs everything on this site, this page included.